Duchess of Cambridge: London
I’m right there with you on a Duchess of Cambridge: London game - I mean, they can make it so that you get bonus points for outfits that are fashionable AND follow protocol and lose them when they break protocol e.g. you buy a poufy skirt that looks OK in the store, but then you go on tour and it blows up in the wind and you lose 300 fans and Katie Nicholl tweets about it. Instead of an A/B/C-list, you can have a “list of blood princesses you no longer have to curtsey your sorry commoner ass to”. And instead of Willow Pape you can have some random heiress called Lady Arrogantia Stuckupia “BBBlondie” Horsefaced-Inbred-Snobbington who works for Tatler and is constantly writing snide articles about the old days when you stumbled out of Boujis drunk and every now and again reprints old crotch shots that makes you lose fans/PR points so you have to constantly do engagements/call Tanna to arrange pap photo ops/pump out cute babies (on the higher levels) to try and stay ahead of her, and the reason she’s so bitter is because she wanted to marry your princely boo and he was all “HELL NAW, you’re my cousin/stepsister/half-sister/aunt/grandma/mom, these days I’m swimming in another gene pool”. And you can even have joint engagements with Kate where sometimes she helps you out and other times you’re competing to outperform her and get all the headlines for bonus tiaras or whatever. I think we should all email the people who made Kim Kardashian Hollywood and tell them to MAKE IT HAPPEN. (FYI, I loved throwing a drink in that bitch Willow Pape’s face because in-game Niraj Tanna told me to. No shame.)
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING THING EVER I FREAKING NEED THIS GAME IN MY LIFE!!!
My dream is to have a royal version of Kim Kardashian Hollywood…*cough* Duchess of Cambridge London.
And you are a new royal and you have to do all these tasks and appearances and mingle, and get on some journos good side so you gain likes on your feed that are articles. And Kate takes the place of Kim so she’s sending you OMG texts and trying to throw you parties and shit. And that fucking bitch Willow Pape who is not invited is a jealous socialite who hasn’t really made it with the aristos…
Yeah I really would have no life if that game existed.
Carl Philip -Orlando Bloom
Kate Middleton - Lynda Carter
Charlene - Charlize Theron
Do you know another lookalike ?
Kate Middleton - Lynda Carter
Girrllllll noooooo I have someone else!
LOOK AT THIS.
They look so much alike it’s scary! Just like Orlando and CPhilz.
Anonymous asked: Big Willy has the smug confident look to him. I so would tap that ass. Kate better be riding that errrday
YAS SHE BETTER RIDE IT! SHE BETTER RIDE IT SO HARD THAT SHE GETS SO DAMN BLUE IN THE FACE, AS BLUE AS THE TEARS OF THE FORUM PEOPLE ON ROYALGOSSIP WHEN THEY FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT. YAS. SHE BETTER RIDE THAT SO FUCKING HARD THAT IT SHAKES THE EARTH AND MAKES CHARLES’ FLOWERS GROW. RIDE THAT SHIT INTO INFINITY AND BEYOND, BITCH.
It’s hard out here for a bitch. (x)
William and Catherine Hallmark Movie Liveblog Tomorrow Night!
Just wanted to remind you guys that tomorrow we’re having a liveblog bash and bringing everyone together with a horrible movie, William and Catherine: A Royal Romance by Hallmark Friday night at 9PM EST/8PM CST!
Here is our link! (x)
Make sure to post under the “rf liveblog” tag so we can all keep up with each other! Oh and bring some tissues to wipe your tears…from laughing so hard. Can’t wait to see you all then!
Your Royal Spookiness Icons Part 1 (Kate Pack)
I thought it’d be cool to make cutesie, not-so-spooky Halloween icons of royals to share with everyone in the royal fandom as a treat! Feel free to use! I only ask that you PLEASE LIKE THIS POST IF YOU DECIDE TO USE ONE. Thank you!
*Big Sean voice* Oh gawd!