It’s that time!!! THE ROYAL FANDOM IS ON MY DASH BINGO! (The Announcement of Baby Jesus 2.0 Edition)

Ooooh yeah, you bet your ass I saw how all y’all were acting yesterday. Granted it took a few hours to go through while trying to hold back eyerolls with so much grace, but I saw you. 

Congrats Will and Kate!

Get used to seeing a lot of jokes about watching doors (x)

Ooohhh you know them salty bitches mad on the forums! LOL! Well sit and spin! 😂😩

DIANA ELIZABETH AURORA JASMINE BELLE POCAHONTAS SAVIOROFTHEBRITISHMONARCHY WELOVEYOUDAILYMAIL CAROLE, THE FUCKING REBIRTH BITCHES.

"My anaconda—"

"My anaconda—"

"My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!"

Can’t blame her for checking out the Philippenis. ;)

-Anonymous

Anonymous asked: What do you think of people comparing Princess Diana to kate Middleton? I don't think they even compare.

I think comparing them is pointless because they’re both their own women. Of course no one is going to be exactly like Diana like??? We get it??? Let the woman rest in peace and take Kate for what she is and let her make her own history??? I don’t understand why people do that, and bring that up in debate until they’re blue in the face. THE MEDIA! My god the media is the worst. *Kate wears polka dots* “OH MY GOD! DIANA WORE POLKA DOTS ONCE!!!11!!1!!”

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It’s like they want a freaking Diana clone, and sorry, that’s not going to happen.That’s like if you married someone, right…and your other half’s family is constantly comparing you to the shit your mother-in-law has done in her life. From the way she dressed, talked, and laughed. 

-Anonymous

Duchess of Cambridge: London

I’m right there with you on a Duchess of Cambridge: London game - I mean, they can make it so that you get bonus points for outfits that are fashionable AND follow protocol and lose them when they break protocol e.g. you buy a poufy skirt that looks OK in the store, but then you go on tour and it blows up in the wind and you lose 300 fans and Katie Nicholl tweets about it. Instead of an A/B/C-list, you can have a “list of blood princesses you no longer have to curtsey your sorry commoner ass to”. And instead of Willow Pape you can have some random heiress called Lady Arrogantia Stuckupia “BBBlondie” Horsefaced-Inbred-Snobbington who works for Tatler and is constantly writing snide articles about the old days when you stumbled out of Boujis drunk and every now and again reprints old crotch shots that makes you lose fans/PR points so you have to constantly do engagements/call Tanna to arrange pap photo ops/pump out cute babies (on the higher levels) to try and stay ahead of her, and the reason she’s so bitter is because she wanted to marry your princely boo and he was all “HELL NAW, you’re my cousin/stepsister/half-sister/aunt/grandma/mom, these days I’m swimming in another gene pool”. And you can even have joint engagements with Kate where sometimes she helps you out and other times you’re competing to outperform her and get all the headlines for bonus tiaras or whatever. I think we should all email the people who made Kim Kardashian Hollywood and tell them to MAKE IT HAPPEN. (FYI, I loved throwing a drink in that bitch Willow Pape’s face because in-game Niraj Tanna told me to. No shame.)

-Anonymous

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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING THING EVER I FREAKING NEED THIS GAME IN MY LIFE!!!

My dream is to have a royal version of Kim Kardashian Hollywood…*cough* Duchess of Cambridge London.
And you are a new royal and you have to do all these tasks and appearances and mingle, and get on some journos good side so you gain likes on your feed that are articles. And Kate takes the place of Kim so she’s sending you OMG texts and trying to throw you parties and shit. And that fucking bitch Willow Pape who is not invited is a jealous socialite who hasn’t really made it with the aristos…

Yeah I really would have no life if that game existed.

-Anonymous

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-Anonymous

Please,give her tissue

-ladyarthuria

Carl Philip -Orlando Bloom

Kate Middleton - Lynda Carter

Charlene - Charlize Theron

Do you know another lookalike ?

-ladyarthuria

Kate Middleton - Lynda Carter

Girrllllll noooooo I have someone else!

LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK

They look so much alike it’s scary! Just like Orlando and CPhilz. 

ROSEWOOD