Imagine that soft, low, moan of relief from Harry when he takes his first hot shower after the trek though… The hot water just cascading over his body like:
This is probably the most FAMOUS notorious fanfiction on the internet, but for those who don’t know, or those who weren’t really involved in this side of the Harry Potter fandom…let me tell you about My Immortal.
My Immortal is probably the most famous fanfiction on the web, because it is just so bad. It is a Harry Potter fanfiction told through the eyes of the character…get ready for it…
Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.
Here is a famous quote. No really. An actual fucking quote:
"We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily."
I’m not saying this a royal version spoof of My Immortal, but this is a royal version spoof of My Immortal.
Much better than the guy who played Henry in the Lifetime movie.
And yet, the latter was FAR better, the chick who played Kate in this version is so fucking basic I can’t even
Mannn, I must have been thirsty last night, because now he’s just meh to me. Although, they had so many shots of him smiling and he had the cutest freaking dimples ever, so maybe that what sucked me in.
DON’T EVEN REMIND ME OF LIFETIME’S FAIL.
Imagine Harry’s deep voice, gruff and low, as smooth as fucking red velvet, saying with those baby blue eyes staring at you long and hard, “Come to bed.”
So Kiki, who does it better?
I mean Harry has his little swirl going down, but Jesus Tom is slaying and taking no prisoners.
Plot twist: A wild Princess Estelle appears and wins.
*whispers* Prince Harry and Alexander Skarsgard together in icy bliss… *cartwheels away*