Kiki: I’m bored Harry, want to do something?

Kiki: Piss off, I lost my ginger feels never to return

-Anonymous

No but what if Harry gave the okay for Fox to use his name, and he is actually looking forward to this train wreck as well like??? Imagine him sitting on his couch that probably could pay off my college tuition with a bowl of ice cream, ready to cheer for his favorites and screaming “drag her!” when fights happen.

How am I not on this show like??? I would provide A+ entertainment.

No but I’m going to be so devoted to this train wreck it’s not even funny.

I can see Harry and his friends getting drunk and doing this

-Anonymous

Where are the lies though?

Doctor Carter.

“’Morning, Doctor Carter,” The prince greeted his official doctor, she was a twenty six year old woman that he’d known since her university days so they were on the regular first name-basis.

She smiled warmly, “Harry. Take a seat. How’s your family? I haven’t seen Wills in a while.”

“Family is great, Kate and William are enamoured with little George who is the cutest bundle of joy, Camilla and dad are still the same… Granny and Gramps, they’ve been resting and last week they went to Baltimore. Bea and Eugenie, I saw them two days ago at a luncheon, they continue to be social and all over the place. Nothing much is going on in my life anyways.”

A grin plastered on her face, no matter what happened she would try to maintain the light hearted atmosphere, this would be an awkward checkup but she wouldn’t let if show by all means. He took off his shirt, all too familiar with this part as she whipped out her stethoscope and once she confirmed that his heart was beating correctly and his organs were working properly, she said in a timid yet authoritative voice, “Take off your trousers and your boxers, Harry.”

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These princely hoes be like, “I woke up like this. #nofilter #london #BBBcrewbitch”

Also excuse me while I put Harry’s duckface on a party girl throwing up the peace sign.

Look at him pouting his lips like those, trying to be all sexy for the DRC ladies to thirst again

THAT SON OF A BITCH!! LIKE WHO GAVE HIM THE FUCKING RIGHT?!?!?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MY GOD HAVE TIFFANY POLLARD THROW ON A BLONDE WIG ON THE SEASON FINALE CLAIMING SHE’S CRESSIDA BONAS.

YOO KNOW NUTHIN JAHN SNOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

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Henry being a thirsty little hoe.

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ALSO I’M JUST GOING TO APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT HARRY SITS LIKE A WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT.

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ROSEWOOD