Crying because you just realized that Prince Charles has more style than his two sons combined.
This picture embodies everything that was glorious about the William and Harry heydays.
Woo lawd! But let us not forget:
YAS SHE BETTER RIDE IT! SHE BETTER RIDE IT SO HARD THAT SHE GETS SO DAMN BLUE IN THE FACE, AS BLUE AS THE TEARS OF THE FORUM PEOPLE ON ROYALGOSSIP WHEN THEY FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT. YAS. SHE BETTER RIDE THAT SO FUCKING HARD THAT IT SHAKES THE EARTH AND MAKES CHARLES’ FLOWERS GROW. RIDE THAT SHIT INTO INFINITY AND BEYOND, BITCH.
Ok, I want more Cambridge babies. Big Daddy has got to start shielding his crown jewels. I mean seriously, besides I am spending way too much time staring at his shorts. Just look at this. How am I ever going to shake Kate’s hand without winking at her and saying “Get that.” Seriously.
Just remembering big daddy when he had hair. Goodness he could take your breath away! I hope Kate sucks/bites on that bottom lip of his (among other things) to tease him endlessly.
"Notice me, oh kawaii senpai!"
*cherry blossom petals drift through the wind in the distance*
Doesn’t it just punch you in the soul when the people of Tumblr who aren’t really familiar with royalty reblog those royal family look-a-like photoshoots thinking it’s the real thing, and it has like 50,000 fucking notes
If William doesn’t show up with facial hair at Christmas, I will canoe my ass across the Atlantic to the goddamn United Kingdom, go to the freaking Kensington Palace gardens, smash Twilight saga DVDs across the lawn, do cartwheels to dodge RPOs, smash banana flan with my bare hands, remind him that he will never be African, and make him witness those horrors all the while screaming LORDE at the top of my lungs! YOU GON’ LEARN!