I AM HONESTLY SO CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE FANFICTION ONCE HARRY GETS MARRIED.

So I’ve come to the realization that, no matter how hard I try…I will never be able to thirst over Prince Joachim and Prince Sebastien…

Harry when you’ve been a bad girl in need of a little discipline

-Anonymous

Spank me plz

Smut Writer’s Inspiration Bootcamp

Alright bitches…it’s really time to throw those fic ideas out there so we can talk and powwow, and get each other inspired.

le-jardine-d-eden asked: could you imagine going to a ball at the palace or a garden party and having Prince Andrew sneak you both out to a secluded spot and going at it like rabbits?

I’VE SAID IT ONCE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN ANDREW COULD BE MY LAST RESORT BAE OKAY.

There for real needs to be a fic on a young dime coming in on the royal family, and not giving a fuck I mean…

Coming in as The new, THE Duchess of York swerving on Fergie’s dreams like:

HAVING THE YORK GIRLS CALL YOU MOM WHEN YOU’RE THEIR AGE LIKE:

GIVING ANDREW THAT VIAGRA AND HAVING KIDS THAT CAN STILL BE STYLED AS “PRINCE/PRINCESS” AND WALKING UP TO CHARLES LIKE "MAKE THE FIRM SMALLER MY ASS":

BEING THE QUEEN’S DAUGHTER LIKE:

AT TROOPING OF THE COLOUR ON THE BALCONY NEXT TO KATE AND HARRY’S WIFE LIKE:

WEARING A TIARA WHILE FUCKING MY MAN IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE KNOWING I HAVE IT MADE AS A RELEVANT AND YET IRRELEVANT ROYAL LIKE:

"My anaconda—"

"My anaconda—"

"My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!"

REMEMBER WHEN I MADE THIS LMFAO

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Never

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Forget Pierre’s

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Long haired, diva phase…

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Don’t you ever.

Harry: A Summary

Hamdan’s brother

-Anonymous

Let me just fuck this whole family, like seriously.

-Anonymous

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-Anonymous

-Anonymous

Don’t make me announce “Harry Day” just to get some feedback from y’all lol!

ROSEWOOD