MY FRIENDS BUT MAY I SUGGEST A REALLY COOL EDIT MEME…ROYAL GENDERBENT AU’S.

IMAGINE.

PRINCESS WILHELMINA

PRINCESS HARRIET

PRINCE VICTOR

SHEIKHA HAAMIDAH

CARL MIDDLETON

LET’S DO THIS PLEASE!?!?!?

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Dear Dave Clark,

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Sincerely,

-Fucking Propose Already

Hamdan looks like the type to want to go hiking with you, and then in the middle of an adventure throw you against a tree and bang the hell out of you.

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Harry eating it like:

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Duchess of Cambridge: London

I’m right there with you on a Duchess of Cambridge: London game - I mean, they can make it so that you get bonus points for outfits that are fashionable AND follow protocol and lose them when they break protocol e.g. you buy a poufy skirt that looks OK in the store, but then you go on tour and it blows up in the wind and you lose 300 fans and Katie Nicholl tweets about it. Instead of an A/B/C-list, you can have a “list of blood princesses you no longer have to curtsey your sorry commoner ass to”. And instead of Willow Pape you can have some random heiress called Lady Arrogantia Stuckupia “BBBlondie” Horsefaced-Inbred-Snobbington who works for Tatler and is constantly writing snide articles about the old days when you stumbled out of Boujis drunk and every now and again reprints old crotch shots that makes you lose fans/PR points so you have to constantly do engagements/call Tanna to arrange pap photo ops/pump out cute babies (on the higher levels) to try and stay ahead of her, and the reason she’s so bitter is because she wanted to marry your princely boo and he was all “HELL NAW, you’re my cousin/stepsister/half-sister/aunt/grandma/mom, these days I’m swimming in another gene pool”. And you can even have joint engagements with Kate where sometimes she helps you out and other times you’re competing to outperform her and get all the headlines for bonus tiaras or whatever. I think we should all email the people who made Kim Kardashian Hollywood and tell them to MAKE IT HAPPEN. (FYI, I loved throwing a drink in that bitch Willow Pape’s face because in-game Niraj Tanna told me to. No shame.)

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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING THING EVER I FREAKING NEED THIS GAME IN MY LIFE!!!

My dream is to have a royal version of Kim Kardashian Hollywood…*cough* Duchess of Cambridge London.
And you are a new royal and you have to do all these tasks and appearances and mingle, and get on some journos good side so you gain likes on your feed that are articles. And Kate takes the place of Kim so she’s sending you OMG texts and trying to throw you parties and shit. And that fucking bitch Willow Pape who is not invited is a jealous socialite who hasn’t really made it with the aristos…

Yeah I really would have no life if that game existed.

This has been a “William is holding the promise of tomorrow in his pants” appreciation post!

I live in constant fear that one day I’m going to wake up and it’s going to be announced out of the blue that Hamdan is engaged with no warning just like what happened to Majid. On everything I love nothing will prepare me for losing that bae he is the full princely package.

ROSEWOOD