"My anaconda don’t want none unless you are blonde, hon."

The bae reminding y’all to wake up and take a sip of his hotness.

So ugh… we’re doing a Hamdan confession day soon right? I mean…

It’s your time to shine my little croissant and my big chocolate

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Take them all

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No but this is exciting…I can really feed Hamdan’s dick to the royal fandom now! (2k14)

FUCK I FEEL LIKE DOING A SPAM AND MAKING EDITS AND RIPPING MY SHIRT OFF AND SCREAMING “FAZZA” IT’S HAMDAN’S TIME TO SHINE…AGAIN!

TIME TO HOP ON THE THIRST TRAIN, LADIES AND GENTS!

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Hamdan getting ready for all my thirsty devotions like:

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Dear lord, if Cressida shows up at this party… Please grant me a fuckery free dash and inbox. And grant me the strength to ignore every Daily Mail article claiming they’ll be married by next year. Amen. 🙏

No but really though how are you going to spring on me that Eugenie has a tumblr, and then don’t go into detail on how you know?! I WANNA SEE THE RECEIPTS!

Naw but what if Henry is really on here under the guise of a regular royal fangirl posting tea drinking gifs under text posts and making edits just like all the rest of us…

Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving.

Happy Birthday, you little shit.♥ 

*grabs Harry by the face*

"YOU IS KIND, YOU IS SMART, YOU IS IMPORTANT!"

SO IT IS PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE DANIEL, AND QUEEN LETIZIA’S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW THE VIRGO BIRTHDAY TRIO IS ABOUT TO TAKE OVER!

imagine him taking you out on a ride in the rowboat

imagine watching the muscles in his arms flex as he pushes the oars through the water

normally you don’t act stupid around guys but it’s got you so dumbfounded that all you can do is kinda gape like a fish and make impressed noises

he rows you off to a private little beach that no one else knows about and you get out and have a picnic and even though it’s just sandwiches they’re the best goddamn sandwiches you’ve ever had because he made them himself just for you

as you’re leaving after the picnic to head back you lean in to kiss him and he’s like “wait, don’t” but it’s too late, the boat is thrown off balance and everything goes in the drink

luckily it was pretty shallow water so you get all the stuff back and get back into the boat without much trouble but you’re both soaking wet

so naturally when you get back to dry land he immediately takes you to his place and offers to pay for the washer and dryer for your stuff. you don’t want to make him do that but you don’t wanna go home in wet clothes either and he’s going to wash his anyways so you accept

he’s a gentleman about it and gives you an old t-shirt and some boxers to wear and shows you to the bathroom to change

but he does take off his shirt in front of you and it is F U C K I N G. G L O R I O U S.

he catches you looking and you’re both a little embarrassed but you don’t stop

he turns to go to his bedroom to change his underwear and you’re like “wait”

he’s like “I need to get these in the wash” and that’s a fair point so you let him go take care of it

but when he comes back from the apartment building’s laundry room you ask him to show you that again

it takes some finagling but he gives in and takes his shirt off and you have to keep yourself from applauding he’s got such a great body

you tell him to sit down because you bet he’s pretty sore from all that rowing and you start to give him a neck rub that’s just a really poorly disguised attempt to get up close and personal with those shoulders

and he sees right through it and is totally okay with it so it’s not long before you start snogging

you don’t have a bra on, remember, so he just kinda finds his hands up that shirt and on your boobs… and you just kinda find your hands down his shorts and cupping his groin

you literally feel him getting hard in the palm of your hand and it’s the most amazing thing knowing you’re driving him absolutely insane and there’s nothing he can do about it

and then his watch goes off. oh oops time to go move the clothes to the dryer he’ll be gone like two minutes

which happens to be just enough time for you to shed every stitch of clothing on your body and surprise him when he comes back in

the boner that he had mentally forced down while he was outside the room returns with a vengeance… suddenly he just growls “bedroom. now.”

he comes through the door behind you and fumbles trying to close it and drop his pants at the same time

and then he just tackles you on to the bed and holds you there as he works his way down your body with kisses and licks and nuzzles and so many wonderful things

and then he goes down on you for what feels like forever and you come at least three times but you really don’t know the exact number because you can’t really think right now so you just grab his hair and moan

he finally decides he’s eaten you out adequately and moves in for the kill, as it were

his dick is huge and he KNOWS how to use it and his body is unbelievable and he looks you in the eyes the entire time (unless he’s kissing you) and you’re so warmed up and overstimulated at this point that this feels closer to an out of body experience rather than anything you would describe as your typical hookup or even dating sex

you will not be able to walk tomorrow, you can’t even feel your legs now, is the last thing you think about before the orgasm just completely engulfs you

you’re pretty sure you pass out for a moment it’s so strong and when you come to he’s obviously spent as well

just as you were looking forward to some lovely postcoital cuddles that damn watch goes off again

you tell him to just chill, that there will be plenty of time to go get the clothes because you plan to spend the night, if he’s okay with that

he is JUST FINE with it and asks if you need anything

you don’t and the two of you fall into a very happy nap that lasts hours

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ARE YOU FEELING THE THIRST NOW MR KRABS

BRUH

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-Anonymous

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